| Dammit Timmy... |
[24 Nov 2009|04:05pm] |
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Erin
haha well i didnt break it, my dad snapped it into a million pieces
thinking it would i dunno, not sure what his plan was with that
i was kinda like... well there ya go. ya broke it. what have you accomplished.
Liz
...did he go all hulk on your phone?
Erin
yeah
it was funny cuz at first he couldnt break it
it was great cuz he's like YOUR FONE!! GONE!
and he's like trying to break it
Liz
hahaha!
sorry it's really funny in my head
Erin
and im trying soooooo hard not to laugh
omg but it was
so i go.. you have to open it
really low
and he's like shut up! (opens it and snaps it)
Liz
rofl!!!
Erin
i thought he was gonna punch me in the face but i so didnt care... it was just too good to resist
Liz
erin, if you ever have kids, thats how i would imagine you would punish them
DAMMIT TIMMY!!! *nnnuuhh* well..your phone will break eventually
Erin
XD!!!
exactly
timmy?
wtf lmao
Liz
i dont know
Erin
i gotta name one of em timmy now
so i can go DAMMIT TIMMY!
Liz
timmy can be your meg
Dammit Timmy...
Erin
rofl
(punch)
Liz
i'd feel so bad for timmy
but i would be laughing in his face
all the time
laughing and pointing
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[28 May 2009|12:51am] |
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Fuck.
My.
Life.
....no. Seriously. This sucks.
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| Wiki-Porn!! |
[04 Sep 2008|01:14am] |
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xxjadedxangelsxx (12:59:08 AM): when is wikipedia going to come out with a porno?
Meh4354 (12:59:21 AM): it would have alot of historical people in it
Meh4354 (12:59:28 AM): and those dont seem very sexy
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:59:46 AM): dude, aaron burr was totally bitchin'
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:59:59 AM): and who wouldnt want to see Taft in a porno??
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:00:03 AM): he's like the historical ron jeremy.
Meh4354 (1:00:31 AM): haha
Meh4354 (1:00:00 AM): andrew jackson, hung like a horse
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:00:58 AM): they'd have dime novel erotica
Meh4354 (1:01:07 AM): i dont want warren j harding to be in it, but i want them to do a sex move called the 'warren j harding'
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:02:01 AM): XD i'd love to hear porn stars names of like, the 1800's
Meh4354 (1:02:22 AM): the Courageous Chinaman!
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:02:54 AM): Tits Edison...she invented sex with the lights on
Meh4354 (1:04:15 AM): Susan B Anthony
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:05:35 AM): Suck-a-jawea
Meh4354 (1:06:20 AM): ..that was clever
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:08:27 AM): ah thank you
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| On This Episode of Exploiting the Lives of Poor Pregnant Women... |
[11 Jun 2008|01:24am] |
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DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:56:09 AM): im hangin with sanaa for the day but i"ll.....
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:56:20 AM): maybe ill bring her with me
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:56:51 AM): way to totally hang with her and not me :P
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:57:00 AM): i love you
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:57:03 AM): more than you know
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:57:05 AM): no
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:57:09 AM): you're always leaving me for other women
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:58:16 AM): but i love you
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:58:20 AM): cant you see that
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:58:21 AM): don't
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:58:23 AM): just...don't
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:58:27 AM): ur a cunt
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:58:42 AM): whatever. have fun with your new woman.
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:58:46 AM): i'm just gonna be sitting here.
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:58:49 AM): listening to Fergie.
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:58:53 AM): what!
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:58:54 AM): That's right Fergie...big girls don't cry.
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:58:55 AM): hey
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:58:58 AM): listen bitch
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:59:01 AM): you came on to me
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:59:04 AM): then broke up with me
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:59:06 AM): all non chalant
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:59:06 AM): i never
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:59:08 AM): ever
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:59:10 AM): homo fag!!!!
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:59:19 AM): WHO'S CARRYING YOUR CHILD?
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:59:20 AM): HARLET!!!
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:59:26 AM): YOUVE GOT NO HAAARRTT!!!
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:59:27 AM): WHO'S BEEN CARRYING YOUR CHILD SINCE 9TH GRADE HUH?
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:59:32 AM): FUCK THAT KID
DiShevEldPiRaTe (12:59:34 AM): AINT MINE!!!
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:00:21 AM): *gasp* how could you...
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:00:29 AM): how could you do this to your own flesh and blood
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:00:32 AM): HE GOT YO EYES!
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:00:46 AM): LOOK AT THAT NOSE! DON'T TELL ME HE DON HAVE THE THE SAME NOSE AS YO ASS
DiShevEldPiRaTe (1:01:23 AM): IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!! MAURY TELL IT LIKE IT IS
DiShevEldPiRaTe (1:01:30 AM): Erin......you are the father
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:02:02 AM): OH
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:02:07 AM): OH
DiShevEldPiRaTe (1:02:08 AM): :dance:
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:02:08 AM): OH
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:02:09 AM): OHOH
xxjadedxangelsxx (1:02:17 AM): HOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
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| I'm So Happy to Be a Gummy Bear, GUMMY BEAR! |
[27 May 2008|11:35pm] |
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Meh4354: last weekend was my cousins wedding i was totally smashed then lol
xxjadedxangelsxx: its okay, you're an adult according to society
Meh4354: and according to that totally uncool judge in my rape case
xxjadedxangelsxx: yeah he was all like, 'dude, you're like 21 and she was like 9' thing was totally lame
Meh4354: seriously
Meh4354: we had a bond
xxjadedxangelsxx: yeah, bond of ropes maybe
Meh4354: is there any other kind
xxjadedxangelsxx: ....probably
Meh4354: oh
Meh4354: well the ropes was easiest
xxjadedxangelsxx: true- the fact that she was an amputee parapalegic might've helped a bit also
Meh4354: she had the core parts that counted
xxjadedxangelsxx: ...a vagina?
Meh4354: paralyzed, but there
Meh4354: and really, thats good enough for me
xxjadedxangelsxx: ...you know joe, the day you meet an amputated 9year old parapalegic, you're going to feel very guilty
xxjadedxangelsxx: if she has AIDS, it'll be even worse
xxjadedxangelsxx: you're just gonna be standing there thinking, wtf, what are the odds??
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| Here I am Again, Falling Down the Rabbit Hole... |
[10 May 2008|11:12am] |
"...Who are you? Would you be you if you were named something else? A rose by any other name smells just as sweet, but if it's not called a rose...then what is it? Does the who, the why, then when, determine what it is we become? Or are we all just carbon-based life forms with no greater knowledge of ourselves than that of a babe fresh from the womb? Are we really more than that of what we are is really nothing less or more than something that will never truly be? Tell me Alice, is an apple just an orange in another fruits' skin? Is the air really the air if there isn't any wind? Tell me Alice...is wonderland really a wonder...if you have nowhere to land?"
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| The Walk |
[22 Apr 2008|01:00am] |
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...It's not meant to be like this
Its not what I planned at all
I don't want to feel like this
It's not meant to be like this
It's just what I don't need...
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| Camilo |
[30 Mar 2008|04:56pm] |
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Wow, so I can't stop listening to State Radio...odd really, considering I heard them a while ago, but never really got into them until just recently...
[Woke him up with a barrel to his head
His eyes shut tight bracing for the blow
Resigning his life to the metal held
In another man's hand..]
...so March 28th, was definitely a day for a lot of firsts...popped a lotta cherries that day, that I won't really go into detail. But, people know anyway, so it doesn't really matter..
[So go and riddle me over
I'm a man got nothing to show for
My work in the ground
In this here londontown
So go riddle me over
I'm a man got nothing to show for
My work in the ground
Got my back to the fire and my feet on the ground
But it ain't the bridges that are burning down..]
...it's just another day in my life, so insignificant, and 5 years from now, won't really mean a thing...but I'm taking this moment to just step back and reflect a bit. My life's kinda been all over the place and I've gotten caught in the motions, so I'm just trying to relax a bit, before jumping in again..
[There's one man in the corner... one man in the hall...
One man standin' up sayin' 'God save us all..'
One man in the corner... one man in the hall..
One man standin' up sayin' 'God save us all...']
...thank God it's Spring again. So lovely...mm...time to get the laundry.
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[21 Mar 2008|08:13pm] |
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Amour Fou - Untitled 1 |
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amantes sunt amentes.
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| It's Good to Be the King |
[12 Mar 2008|12:32am] |
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xxjadedxangelsxx (12:15:54 AM): hey
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:15:59 AM): wanna do me a favor
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:16:04 AM): and take my history midterm for me
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:16:15 AM): it's not hard- i just don't feel like waking up and going to class tomorrow
Meh4354 (12:16:25 AM): im on it
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:16:50 AM): shweet- it's on early european history
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:16:57 AM): get on that
Meh4354 (12:17:20 AM): something something catholic church, something something renisiance
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:18:08 AM): its more like 'stuff happened, then people realized shit, then poor people got mad that they were not only poor, but they were poor and French, then Britain decided coal is pretty cool"
Meh4354 (12:19:05 AM): just watch the middle fourty minutes of mel brook's history of the world part 1
Meh4354 (12:19:15 AM): note: its good to be the king
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:19:45 AM): ...i should definitely do that
Meh4354 (12:19:52 AM): i want you to use that line
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:21:16 AM): Louis XIV, otherwise known as the Sun King, who's advisors helped to bring about a surplus and place France in a propagated Golden Age was stated while staring into the heathing breasts of a Versailles courtyard whore as saying, "it's good to be the king".
Meh4354 (12:22:16 AM): he did say that alot
Meh4354 (12:22:19 AM): plus there was opium
xxjadedxangelsxx (12:23:15 AM): indeed there was.
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| Holy Chemistry Batman! |
[06 Feb 2008|06:06pm] |
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Joe: Chem Poke
Me: Oh no, mah skin!
Joe: Get it, it's chlorine!
Me: I was thinking HSO4, but I suppose that's bad too
Joe: Oh acid, the practical joker of the chem world
Joe: Bases are the little kid that nobody likes
Me: And I suppose water is the Jesus of them all
Joe: Jesus dissolves in acid but reconstitutes three days later
Me: Jess is always in a state of equilibrium
Joe: Bhudda is at equilibrium
Me: Bhudda is like H2O- he's a part of everything in nature
Joe: There's like water in all of us, man.
Me: Whoa man... my watery hands can touch everything but themselves...
Joe: They call them fingers but you never see them fing. Oh, there they go.
Me: XP
*5 minutes later*
Joe: Man, chemistry is boring.
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| INSERT SUBJECT TITLE HERE |
[29 Jan 2008|06:53pm] |
I would just like to say that I'm onto the Campus BookStore Corporation/Monopoly. Oh yes. Deny my credit card payment?? Just so I can pay full price for your useless textbooks. USELESS!!!
Eh I'm just mad cuz I dun like spending money. I like having things. I just don't like having to engage in the popular barter system of US Currency for foreign or US made consumptions. I wish I could pay in sheep. 5 sheep per textbook. That would be a whole lotta sheep. Then the bookstore can have a war outside where people throw sheep at each other. Or launch them through cannons. Whatever; it's their perogative.
So yeah I'm bored. I'm supposed to meet up with people, so we can do that whole "hanging out" thing college students tend to do. Eh...I'll get to that eventually.
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| Rockland County is the New Pokemon...Place |
[12 Dec 2007|01:50pm] |
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Meh4354: new city got dispatched to clarkstown north for abdominal pains, i wanna tell the radio 'shes probly pregnant'
XxJadedxAngelsxX: o_o that haverstraw was always a bad seed
Meh4354: i like to think of the different towns as real people
Meh4354: (ramapo is the token black guy)
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and haverstraw is the latino!
Meh4354: yup
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and new city is the rich jew
XxJadedxAngelsxX: but what's congers?
Meh4354: congers is the narrator
Meh4354: hes the main character that we can all relate to
Meh4354: (valley cottage is his plucky sidekick)
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i approve
Meh4354: nyack is the ambiguously gay friend
XxJadedxAngelsxX: yeah it is
XxJadedxAngelsxX: what else
XxJadedxAngelsxX: spring valley?
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and bardonia are like, the random characters that show up on occasion in various episodes
bardonia has some sort of useful skill but you only need him occasionally
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i.e. diners
Meh4354: hes like the pokemon that you teach 'flash' to
XxJadedxAngelsxX: hah
Meh4354: congers is your starter pokemon
XxJadedxAngelsxX: aw man and nyack is fire island!!
XxJadedxAngelsxX: hook mountain is where zapados and all those other rare birds are at
XxJadedxAngelsxX: oh we forgot pearl river
Meh4354: aw man pearl rivers gotta be the one allthe way to the right
Meh4354: with the ghost tower
Meh4354: aka pearl river hilton
XxJadedxAngelsxX: nice
XxJadedxAngelsxX: 9W has to be the bike trail
Meh4354L aw you should make that rockland lake
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ok
XxJadedxAngelsxX: rite aid is the pokecenter
Meh4354: woot
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i guess A&P would be the pokemart of congers
Meh4354: i think thats in valley cottage too
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...damn conger's has nothing
Meh4354: oh wait thats perfect the starting town does have nothing
XxJadedxAngelsxX: we have a post office
XxJadedxAngelsxX: thats true
Meh4354: valley cottage will be the next town you get to that you can actually buy things
XxJadedxAngelsxX: yeah
Meh4354: congers just has the one place where you start and can get health back (dunkin donuts)
XxJadedxAngelsxX: XD
Meh4354: and piermont is nyacks 'good friend' that comes to thanksgiving every year
XxJadedxAngelsxX: piermont is where you go for fishing/the cruise
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and at one point there's a snorlax blocking your way
Meh4354: its where you learn cut, then you can get onto the thruway
XxJadedxAngelsxX: o_o! that's awsome
Meh4354: also thers a snorlax blocking the entrance to the palisades
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| Cliche Asian Action Movie Time GO! |
[10 Dec 2007|03:17pm] |
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FADE IN:
EXT. DAMAGED CITY - MONTAGE
Confused white people are given a quick history of the absurdly agonizing post-apocalyptic dystopia that has resulting from some devastating cultural event people will constantly reference and have flashbacks about but never clarify.
INT. HERO'S PLACE
Our HERO acting mild-mannered around his GIRLFRIEND and playing video games.
EXT. HERO'S PLACE
Outside, police state, racism, things being shot.
INT. HERO'S PLACE
Hero looks out window.
HERO
It is a very bleak world. Someone should do something. But not me. I have video games.
He goes back to playing video games.
EXT. MINISTRY OF COUNCIL
Big, retro-yet-postmodern building with lots of menacing statues and futuristic machines strewn about. Troops march out in front.
INT. MINISTRY OF COUNCIL
The COUNCIL sits around, looking dignified and important. They yell at each other about what's polluting the nation. The DISGRACED COUNCILMAN stands and looks at all of them.
DISGRACED COUNCILMAN
What if it's our fault?
They immediately kick him out, and kill his family, and nearly kill him. He stumbles into the sewers.
INT. SEWERS
DISGRACED COUNCILMAN
Vengeance shall be mine! Oh, a rat...
He walks into the murky sewer dark.
INT. MINISTRY OF COUNCIL
The STERN GENERAL stands up.
STERN GENERAL
Obviously, we must genetically experiment on people so that our great nation can survive!
Everyone nods. The Stern General's SADISTIC AND AMBITIOUS SON looks thoughtful.
INT. BIG LAB
The CHIEF SCIENTIST and SCIENCE LACKEY are visited by Sadistic And Ambitious Son.
SADISTIC AND AMBITIOUS SON
My father demands you save our nation!
SCIENCE LACKEY
We can do it! We just need more time!
SADISTIC AND AMBITIOUS SON
I asked you only five minutes ago! Your progress is pathetic!
The Sadistic And Ambitious Son kills the Science Lackey with a sword. He turns to Chief Scientist.
SADISTIC AND AMBITIOUS SON
Now get it done!
INT. LAB - LATER
Chief Scientist stares at lab readouts.
CHIEF SCIENTIST
No, no, no!
The Hero walks in.
HERO
How's it going?
CHIEF SCIENTIST
What are you doing here?
HERO
I needed a sandwich. This isn't the sandwich place?
Suddenly -- THE INEXPLICABLE PLOT CATALYST OCCURS. And everything goes berzerk! For no reason that will be rationally explained. Everyone gets magic powers, or turned into a zombie, or zombie magics, or something.
HERO
What --
The Hero is HIT WITH CATALYST and thrown into sewer.
INT. SEWER
The Disgraced Councilman is shoved aside by LEARNED ANTIHERO who picks up the Hero and drags him off.
INT. LAB
Chief Scientist stares as SCARRED VILLAIN WITH DYED HAIR emerges from the Catalyst. Who immediately kills Chief Scientist and finds himself henchmen (SCARY GIRL, OLDER MAN, TEMPER BOY, and CONFUSING MAN).
EXT. FORGOTTEN FORTRESS
The Scarred Villain stands around in colorful robes and a uniform.
SCARRED VILLAIN
For whatever purpose I was created, I shall avenge myself!
He uses clone robot zombies to begin destroying the city.
INT. MINISTRY OF COUNCIL
They are in an uproar.
ANGRY MINISTER
We must destroy them all!
STERN GENERAL
We don't have the firepower!
SCARY COUNCILMAN
The disgraced councilman was right!
They all throw things at him.
The Sadistic And Ambitious Son suddenly KILLS HIS FATHER. And takes over the council.
SADISTIC AND AMBITIOUS SON
Now! Let's destroy them all!
ANGRY MINISTER
We don't have the firepower!
SADISTIC AND AMBITIOUS SON
You want some of this sword?
INT. SEWER HIDEOUT
The Learned Antihero has placed the Hero in a uniform that will help control his new powers, and make him look very strange and cartoon-ish.
LEARNED ANTIHERO
Listen to me! Listen to me! The armies of the guy with the colorful hair are marching on our city, which is a metaphor for our nation! Soon they will destroy us, proving that vengeance is eternal! You must rescue humanity from it's own baser desires.
HERO
I...just wanted to play video games.
EXT. SEWER HIDEOUT -- MONTAGE
Hero learns to use his new powers. Learned Antihero has a flashback which makes no sense when his wife and children are killed by someone we don't know or see again, and his city blows up. No explanation as to where he got the scar.
INT. FORGOTTEN FORTRESS
The Henchmen stand around.
CONFUSING MAN
The time is upon us! The prophesy!
SCARRED VILLAIN
This the prophesy you wrote last week?
Hero KNOCKS DOWN THE DOOR.
HERO
I'm here to stop you! You broke my video game console!
TEMPER BOY
I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Temper Boy and Hero fight. Hero is almost killed, but then manages to defeat Temper Boy easily. At which point Scarred Villain kicks the crap out of him, and then kills Learned Antihero, and throws Hero back into the city.
INT. MINISTRY OF COUNCIL
They're all totally screwed over and running around.
ANGRY MINISTER
They're kicking the shit out of us!
SADISTIC AND AMBITIOUS SON
It's time to use our superweapon!
Collective gasp!
ANGRY MINISTER
Not that!
EXT. MOVING - SUPERWEAPON
The SUPERWEAPON pilots itself towards Forgotten Fortress.
EXT. FORGOTTEN FORTRESS
The Scarred Villain stares.
SCARRED VILLAIN
They've come for us!
The Scary Girl and Older Man attack the Sadistic And Ambitious Son's forces, and take out many of them before they are killed. Only Scarred Villain, who is enraged at death of Scary Girl, and Confusing Man remain.
CONFUSING MAN
We are all one.
SCARRED VILLAIN
Oh, shut up.
INT. SUPERWEAPON CONTROLS
The Sadistic And Ambitious Son stands behind the control panels. The CONTROLLER turns and looks at him.
CONTROLLER
All is well sir --
The Scarred Villain kicks off Controller's head.
SCARRED VILLAIN
Violence is not the answer! It is the plague of mankind.
He and Sadistic And Ambitious Son do battle, at which point Sadistic And Ambitious Son believes he kills him...at least twice...before Scarred Villain gets up.
SADISTIC AND AMBITIOUS SON
I know you...I killed your family when I was in the military!
SCARRED VILLAIN
Really? The Plot Catalyst destroyed my memories, except for flashbacks...ah, fuck it!
He easily and quickly crushes the Sadistic And Ambitious Son's head in his bare hands.
SCARRED VILLAIN
Confusing Man! Pilot this thing back around! Let's kill all the humans.
He turns around to see Hero snapping Confusing Man's neck.
SCARRED VILLAIN
Oh, come on! He wasn't even powerful, just retarded and weird.
HERO
Oh. Well. Let us fight!
EXT - MOVING - BIG APOCALYPTIC SHOWDOWN
Scarred Villain and Hero face off! They do battle in very impressive ways for quite awhile before finally Hero manages to toss Scarred Villain into the reactor.
SCARRED VILLAIN
-- dammit! --
INT. SUPERWEAPON
Hero stares at the controls.
HERO
I must crash this thing and martyr myself to save my beloved nation, even if it is a shithole.
(looks teary-eyed at the heavens)
But I'll always love...my video games.
EXT. SUPERWEAPON
It crashes and explodes right outside the city.
EXT. DAMAGED CITY - FINAL MONTAGE
The Hero's does a dramatic voice-over about how he managed to change the politics in the city while we see people planting flowers, petting puppies, and turning guns into bread.
ROLL CREDITS
(over credits, play synthpop with twelve-year-old girl vocals with both Japanese and English lyrics mixed in)
INT. SEWERS
DISGRACED COUNCILMAN
Hey! Wasn't I supposed to do something?
THE END
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| SOULJA BOY!!! |
[05 Dec 2007|01:11am] |
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XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...im not sure why im watching the soulja boy video
Bigfuzz01: ....seriously...
XxJadedxAngelsxX: seriously.
XxJadedxAngelsxX: it's just...so entertaining
Bigfuzz01: i dont know u anymore
XxJadedxAngelsx: i wanna buy you a huge superman costume
XxJadedxAngelsxX: the one with like a 16pack
Bigfuzz01: i refuse to superman a ho
XxJadedxAngelsxX: but....*whoosh*
Bigfuzz01: but NO
XxJadedxAngelsxX: dont you wanna supasoke that HOOOOO
Bigfuzz01:not if i have to clean up that mess
XxJadedxAngelsxX: XD bah u no fun
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| Congers is the new Pallat Town |
[28 Nov 2007|10:27pm] |
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Meh4354: DUNKIN DONUTS is confused! Its no longer 24 HOURS!
XxJadedxAngelsxX: CONGERS is scared! CONGERS ran away safely!
Meh4354: BARDONIA is evolving?! BARDONIA evolved into NEW CITY!
XxJadedxAngelsxX: CONGERS is sleeping and is in the way of the rest of Rockland!
Meh4354: you havta play the pokeflute before you can move on to the haverstraw islands
XxJadedxAngelsxX: Digletts have invaded Haverstraw!
XxJAdedxAngelsxX: they seem to cluster around the island of Wendy's!
Meh4354: they prefer to be called ground-type americans
Meh4354: we need to go defeat that wendy's gym leader
XxJadedxAngelsxX: but first you need to collect all the diner badges
Meh4354: mmm Gravy Fries Badge
Meh4354: JOE used WHITE CASTLE! BOWELS were POISONED!
XxJadedxAngeelsxX: your Pikachu has learned HM12! Pikachu can now eat breakfast at night at any diner!
XxJadedxAngelsxX: XD Joe has self destructed from white castle
Meh4354: we should drive around the county and throw pokeballs into the various diners
XxJadedxAngelsxX: it is highly effective
XxJadedxAngelsxX: people might think that they're poke-bombs
XxJadedxAngelsxX: thrown by poke - terrorists
Meh4354: 'i challange you!' 'get out of my diner kid.'
Meh4354: 'do i still get the blauvelt badge?'
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[28 Nov 2007|12:29am] |
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XxJadedxAngelsxX: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSsXlRytRDs&feature=related
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ahh...yeah. enjoy
Bigfuzz01: bah, poor internet connection slowing me down
XxJadedxAngelsxX: dammit maxx, stop downloading so much porn at one time
Bigfuzz01: i can't help it
Bigfuzz01: there's so much to see!
XxJAdedxAngelsxX: bah after a while, it's all the same
XxJadedxAngelsxX: girl on girl, guy on guy, 2 chicks 1 cup...
Bigfuzz01: at least the scenery changes
Bigfuzz01: ....we wont talk about 2 chicks 1 cup
XxJadedxAngelsxX: XD
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[18 Oct 2007|05:33pm] |
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Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
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| We Are So Going to Hell |
[15 Oct 2007|10:57pm] |
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Meh4354: i wanna know if you could tag the actual pope's facebook
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i wonder what his facebook would look like
Meh4354: embarrasing pictures
Meh4354: top friends are all cardinals
Meh4354: also, werewolf application
XxJadedxAngelsxX: superlative for most fashionable
Meh4354: also, naughty gifts
XxJadedxAngelsxX: oh god
XxJadedxAngelsxX: The Pope recieved "whip it" from Cardinal Giovanni
Meh4354:classy
XxJadedxAngelsxX: oh yea
XxJadedxAngelsxX: pope's daily horoscope
Meh4354: a 'save darfur' bumber sticker
XxJadedxAngelsxX: haha
XxJadedxAngelsxX: The Pope is wow this hat is heavy.
Meh4354: The Pope is.. soo hungover from last nite seriously guyz
XxJadedxAngelsxX: The Pope is blessing sooo many people...
Meh4354: too much drama all up in this vaticant
Meh4354: the pope is now in an open relationship
XxJadedxAngelsxX: Religious views: Jewish
Meh4354: unitarian
XxJadedxAngelsxX: Agnostic
XxJadedxAngelsxX: the pope has been offered 17 beers for oktober fest!
Meh4354: throw a cow at the pope?
XxJadedxAngelsxX: The Pope has joined DANE COOK at THE VATICAN!!
Meh4354: haha
XxJadedxAngelsxX: weekly schedule: MWF 1-2 weekly blessings
XxJadedxAngelsxX: F 6-7:30 laundry
Meh4354: haha
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| It's Lengthy, But Good |
[12 Oct 2007|10:36pm] |
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Our Lady Peace- "Innocent" |
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When the Bough Breaks
it's two a.m.
the emergency room psychiatrist looks up from his clipboard
with eyes paid to care
and asks me if I see people who aren't really there
I say, "I see people...
how the hell am I supposed to know
if they're real or not?"
he doesn't laugh
neither do i
the math's not on my side
ten stitches and one lie..
i swear i wasn't trying to die
i just wanted to see what my pulse looked like from the
inside
fast forward one year
i'm standing in an auditorium behind a microphone
reading a poem to four hundred latino high school kids
who live with the breath of the INS
crawling up their mother's backbones
and i am frantically hiding my scars
cause the last thing i want these kids to know
is that i ever thought that my life was too hard
i've never seen a bomb drop
i've never felt hunger
i've also never seen lightning strike
but we've all heard thunder
and it doesn't take a genius to tell something's burning
the smoke rises between us
forming walls so high
they split the sky like slit wrists
and then the stars fall like blood
we're all left with nothing but a death wish
he said, "call me by my true name
i am the child in uganda all skin and bone"
do you remember the rest?
how about this one...
jesus wept
america, jesus wept
but look at your eyes
dry as the desert sand
dusting the edges of your soldier's wedding bands
look at your soul playing dead
because your ribcage is abu ghraib
is san quintin
is guantanamo bay
and your heart had beaten them so many times
they bleed the moon
do you know children in palestine fly kites
to prove that they're still free?
can you imagine how that string
must feel between their fingers
as they kneel in the cinders of our missile heads
you can count the dead by the colors in the sky
the bough is breaking
the cradle is falling
right now a six-year old girl is crutched in a ditch in lebanon
wishing on falling bombs
right now our government is recording the test scores
of black and latino 4th graders
to see how many prison beds will be needed in the year 2015
right now there's a man on the street outside my door
with outstretched hands full of heart beats no one can hear
he has cheeks like torn sheet music
every tear broken crescendo falling on deaf ears
can you see God's face from here
eyes so full of despair they
cry hurricanes and fifty food tsunamis
doctor, our insanity is not that we see people who aren't there
it's that we ignore the ones who are
till we find ourselves scarred and ashamed
walking into emergency rooms at two a.m.
flooded with a pain we cannot name or explain
bleeding from the outside in
our skin is not impervious
culture's build on greed and destruction
do not pick and choose who they kill
we all fill the graves
do we really believe our need for prozac
has nothing to do with baghdad,
with kabul, with the mexican border
with the thousands of US school kids
bleeding through budget cuts that will never heal
to fuel war tanks?
thank god for denial
thank god we can afford the makeup
to pile upon the pretty world
look at all the smiling people
and the sky with a missile between her teeth
and a steeple through her heart
and not a single star left to hold her
and the voices of a thousand broken nations saying
"wake me, wake me, when the american dream is over"
-Andrea Gibson
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